Half Assed Post

Here is my excellent Christmas pickup line.
My tree is ready to be decorated and I am looking for an Angel to stick on top.

I saw King Kong yesterday and I enjoyed it immensely. I can't think of a better way to end a week that started with a rhinocerous fighing minotaurs than with a giant ape beating the piss out of some tyranosauruses.

These two elderly irish jerkwads were sitting behind me in the theater narrating the whole time. I thought about telling them to shut up, but if I have learned anything from work and my family it is that blarney filled coffin dodgers don't shut up no matter what.

Here is a picture for your enjoyment. Examine it for a few seconds













Now look at this one.











I can only wish that they have no idea who this ebony fellow is and no one at the party knew he was there until they examined the picture closely.