I can't use blinds

This is going to be the dumbest blog ever, but I just got my computer working again so I'm exhausted from screwing and plugging things in.

Well, I can use them half the time. I'm a master of raising blinds. if there was an Olympic Event for blind raising, I would medal in the sprints for sure.

But one of the many things I suck at is lowering them. I can never get the proper angle that you have to pull at to lower them so every night I am standing there with the blinds totally up and me completely visible in my Spiderman pajamas.

When I finally get them to start lowering it gets fucked up even more. It lowers loipsided. I will get one side completely down, but the other is halfway up the window. I'm a blinds lowering spaz.

These problems severely hamper my nights as I am very shy about my neighbors seeing me practice my nude flamenco dance routine before it's perfected.

Anyone wan't to help me pick out curtains?