Friday, February 5

R.I.P.

Due to a complete lack of intelligence and good judgement I have agreed to join, along with my peer pressuring cousins, what is known as the Polar Bear Club this Sunday.

As a result, I would like to take this time to announce that the funeral service for my genitalia will take place on Wednesday the 10th at 10AM, and the public viewing will be held anytime you want baby.

More details to follow.

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I hate to be a follower here, but yeah, PICS OR GTFO. Of you braving the frigid waters that is, not of your shrunken blue testicles. I already have a pic of those.

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