So I am asking for some help. What nickname should I adopt?
It can not be any of the following, as they have already been used:
Ry, Ry Ry, Rye Bread, Rye Toast, Breadman, Toastman, Toastmaster General, Beanie Boy, Mr. D, Ryceratops, Rylenol, Ryranosaurus Rex, Ryacin, Ryboflavin, Ryclops, Rypet Pupkin, Rychard Simmons, Rydiculous, The Rude Dog, The Schnauzer Whisperer, The Anchor, The Defensive Window, The White Nick Nolte, The Pride of San Juan, Lady Fingers, Listerine, Doofy, Chief Junior, Light Bulb Head, Beverly Landau, Thurston Howell IV and Baby Nips.
It must be cool or extremely lame. I thank you ahead of time for your help.
17 comments:
Well,
My husband and brother answer to:
Monkey Boy
Loser Boy
It's all meant with love, I swear!
Too bad; Rycreatops and Ryclops are awesome. That being said, I humbly submit both "Ry-No" and "Ry-Guy."
The Ryster.
Do you mind if I call you Dick?
OK, pretty lame, but how about Ryanpumpernickle.
Although it was the name of my old friend's cat, I suggest Shagnasty Montgomery.
There's even a song about it and I shall sing it for you some time!
Oooooooh, I've got one, and if you name the movie it's from, I'll bow to the master:
Skanky Fishy Bitchwad
Threesome
I am sorry to say I am somewhat disappointed at these suggestions. The Ryster? Am I Makin' copies?
Ry-No is solid and makes me think of Ryan-O Lord of the Thundercats.
Also I am considering Shagnasty Montgomery pending the sampling of the song.
Okay, I'm a loser. What more can I say?
Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate
Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face
Now we are talkin!
Ry-ee-tight-tee-white-ee
Bloated Toadface
that's what my first boyfriend's teacher called him once. he was a little fattycakes, but he had even drawn her a picture of a horse and everything.
i like it.
Rytardo Montalbon
How about Chauncey McGee? No? What do you mean no?? What's wrong with my suggestion?? Who are you to judge me?? Fucker...
;)
You must be a bread man. Or is that in reference to bringing your girlfriend a slice of bread as a welcome home present?
And I've obviously got nothing. I'm sure Jay would like to be referenced as something other than "douche" once in awhile, but I've got no imagination or time.
I HAD to come back to read these. Rytardo Montalbon IS BRILLIANT!!!!
hahaha
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