1. Any openly gay celebrity
2. Anderson Cooper 
3. Rusty Staub
4. Padma Lakshmi
5. Henrik Lundqvist
6. Ron from The Biggest Loser
7. Famous Amos
I may start a list of the people i would least want her to pork. The number one spot would definitely be held by Ed begley Jr. due to his massive cock. I'll update you as it forms.
If you have an question regarding the reasons for including any of these people on my list, please feel free to ask.
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So is the fact that Elmo is represented in the pic of Anderson Cooper accidental, or is Elmo fair game for her as well? Maybe he can just sit quietly in the corner and smoke cigarettes?
Ron from the biggest loser has the creepiest stomach in all of history. And yes, even creepier than the guy that carried around Kuato.
Henrik Lundqvist better watch his fine Swedish ass. Yes, he plays for the Rangers and they are my nemisis team, so in the end it would be more of a hate fuck. But I'm not saying I'm not into that.
What disturbs me if the list includes more than one gay man....and the Padma thing...that's obviously one of your fantasies. Good to know all husbands think alike.
If the g/f wants to find Anderson Cooper, I hear he hangs out (and this from a gay friend), at the gayest gym in Chelsea. Not sure if that is enough of a description to actually locate him.
I love Mr. Gunn...I can't help it.
And Ryan, as a girl who is a hockey fanatic, I can say that it might be a bit more dangerous to put hockey players on that list. I mean, even a hate fuck could turn into something, right? lol
I never heard that Ed was packin'. Come to think of it, I did see something bulging when he was on St. Elsewear.
I heard Wilford Brimley is hung like a moose, or walrus, perhaps.
Of all the ones on this list, the only one I wouldn't question is Padma Lakshmi. Mmmmmmm.....
horrible line up
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