The following list has been submitted by my girlfriend in response to my previous post:
(Links instead of pictures because they don't get me frustrated to the point of pissing blood)
Jennifer Aniston if you promised not to break her heart
Any of the Real Housewives of New York, except the countess (Find it yourselves.)
And any of the people on my list, except for Padma Lakshmi
After reviewing this submission I have decided to consider it as a "To Do List."
Cate Blanchett better watch her white ass because I am comin' for it.
16 comments:
My vote for the one who would be the freakiest in bed is Betty White.
Can I have sex with your girlfriend? Well, at least her radness and by have sex I mean I want to go shopping with her and then have lunch and then braid her hair.
Oh man. Make sure you double bag it if you ever score with Dita Von Teese. Come to think of it, Betty White too.
I'm a little scared that Betty White is listed first. I wonder if she's a dirty talker....
Let me know when you find out.
My question is: Are you going to wear your "nice" jean shorts" to stalk Cate's white ass???
I totally agree with Jay. You have know idea how much oral/downstair chlamydia is making the rounds at the local convalescent home.
Double bag for sure.
Know, no....whatever.
Hell, consider this. You could be one of a select group of people who can be linked to Kevin Bacon by one degree of seperation.
Did you know that double-bagging is not more effective? In fact, studies show that condoms have a greater bustability rate due to friction. I totally just made up the study part and the word bustability, but I think it's true. Instead, I think there needs to be 1 condom that fits around the entire package. I am going to market that. Nobody steal my idea because I will point the court back to this blog post and I will win. I am going to be huge.
HUGE.
Betty White? Awesome!
The jean shorts comments will never ever get old, man. Never.
Jennifer is the best one.
Are you not posting b/c you're busy hitting all that?
So what, did you go off and get a real life on us or something?
All this talk of Betty White and no one's made a Bea Arthur joke?
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