Tuesday, August 12

Help?

I normally wouldn't post so soon after a previous one, but I just sneezed very hard and a muscle over my ribs spazzed the fuck out on me.

Now it's cramping up! How the hell do I walk off a rib muscle cramp? Are there even such things as rib muscles?

I'm obviously in tip top shape.

5 comments:

Diane said...

A heavy dose of muscle relaxants is my suggestion.

Jay Ferris said...

A heavy dose of beer and pizza is my suggestion. Feel free to wash it down with tranny hookers if the girlfriend permits.

Christie said...

Yeah, what Jay said.

Em said...

Is it like a side stitch? When I get those I just grab my side and squeeze as hard as I can... sounds counter-intuitive but when I'm running it works. Course, I could be way off and you might die if you follow my advice.

Effortlessly Average said...

Sneeze? Yeah, right. We all know you pulled it while masturbating. I'd recommend a twelve pack and a little less agressive self-ratification in the future.