I normally wouldn't post so soon after a previous one, but I just sneezed very hard and a muscle over my ribs spazzed the fuck out on me.
Now it's cramping up! How the hell do I walk off a rib muscle cramp? Are there even such things as rib muscles?
I'm obviously in tip top shape.
come together, right now (literally)
4 years ago
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A heavy dose of muscle relaxants is my suggestion.
A heavy dose of beer and pizza is my suggestion. Feel free to wash it down with tranny hookers if the girlfriend permits.
Yeah, what Jay said.
Is it like a side stitch? When I get those I just grab my side and squeeze as hard as I can... sounds counter-intuitive but when I'm running it works. Course, I could be way off and you might die if you follow my advice.
Sneeze? Yeah, right. We all know you pulled it while masturbating. I'd recommend a twelve pack and a little less agressive self-ratification in the future.
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