"She's hot huh," Pancakes said to me.
"Oh. Oh! yeah. She is smokin'," I replied, deciding it was better just to act like I wasn't wondering if viewing these photos made me an accomplice. The girl was very hot though. She looked to be a tall, large breasted Asian gal in a small plaid skirt. I have always been sad I have never had the chance to experience the joy that is a large breasted Asian gal, but looking at these pictures still made me feel lecherous, even the shot from behind.
"She was wearing that same outfit the first time I saw her. Oh my god I love her." Ooookay this
sentence was enough for me and I went to hand him back the pictures.
"Oh don't worry about it. You can keep those. I have my own copies. Just put them in your desk so no one sees them."
"Oh.. cool. Thanks," I muttered as I buried them under a pile of junk in a drawer.
I feel gross.
9 comments:
HAHA! Your default setting of staring blankly...
But, wow... what a weirdo!
Beyond creepy...more like a stalker in training.
Mr Pancakes is obviously an HR mole. Ditch the photos pronto.
I agree with Chris, get them gone. Now.
And wash your hands with a bottle of soap followed by sanitizer. You don't need his "castoff" all over your hairy hands.
I don't even think we have HR here. It might even be me for all I know.
I should still probably torch these though.
Stalker much? Weirdo creep! Ryan, this "guy" isn't just a way to talk about yourself without saying it's you, is it? ;)
What the hell man... your scanner broken? Anyway, send me an email when they're uploaded.
i'd be more worried about the fact that MrWeirdoPancakeMan thinks you're his buddy/accomplice!
Ditch the photos, and don't accept it when he offers you a bloody knife next week.
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