Tuesday, October 28

Real American?

This is a photo of a business card that was found on a bulletin board at a supermarket.
I apologize for the cell phone quality.

I'm concerned that "Deer" is secret code for wife.

6 comments:

Diane said...

Have you been secretly commuting to Manhattan from rural Pennsylvania?

If not, I think your theory may be right, and this could be a valuable clue down the line. The question is which actor will play you when they re-create this crime on Law & Order.

Em said...

I don't get it.

Chris Wilson said...

What possible problem could you be having with deer that would warrant a slow torturous death by crossbow? Are they carjacking people, tagging buildings, stealing identities, videotaping kids soccer games? What?

Becky said...

I'd like to meet this person. And then marry them.

Jay Ferris said...

I'm wagering a set of 3-blade broadhead arrow tips that Ryan is crossbow man.

Catastrophe Waitress said...

He's gone for the patriotic look, with the flag in the background.

Have the deer become a national security risk?