I think Stephen Hawking is faking it.
Whenever I use the spell check function before I post, it always tells me "blog" is not a word.
It may seem hilarious to tell a woman "Burp on my dick," but trust me on this, it will just wind up getting you kicked out of the nursing home.
I will have three sons. They will be named Gravel, Turnbuckle and Goku.
I think if we lived underwater more people would be in shape because no one wants to be covered in ass barnacles.
I also think more people would support the war in Iraq if The President would curse. There's no way him saying, " We gotta bitch slap them god damn asshole insurgent bitches because we're the mother fucking United States of America," wouldn't bump those poll numbers up a point or ten.
Some of you may wonder what I look like so here you go.
7 comments:
I totally agree with Bush swearing. With the staff of writers he has, he could really put some vivid images in the minds of these fuckin chicken shit , diaper wearing liberals, who don't know a valid reason to kick some terrorist asshole in his little ashy brown ballsack, from their mothers shit-stained asscrack.
It's all about creating images in the minds of the people who are listening.
whoa!!!! did you miss me???
"My fellow Americans: Just because Saddam had a little shit fit when we drug his candy ass out of that frigging gopher hole (not unlike Osama removing gerbils from his no-no zone) doesn't mean we go easy on his homies now. TEEPEE the fuckers!!
Wow Bro..."little ashy brown ballsack.." That is friggin hilarious!
Ryan, you are everything I dreamed and more. If my name was Star Jones.
Are you into guys? If so, I'll give myself to you for half of that burger.
Dang that's a good looking burger!
bill you are a foul funny motherfucker
jodes - surely
receptionist you are right behind bill you foul wench
beckE that stomach stapling did wonders for you.
BP - I wasn't until I saw you with beard
Shavonne - it weighs 11 pounds. The burger is kinda heavy too
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