1. Scott Baio released an album which included his take on a Harry Belafonte classic, but instead of Day-O he said "Baio."2. Recently, Scott Baio pitched a new idea for a spin-off based on his old sitcom where he and his girlfriend would run a Japanese Steakhouse. The show was called "Joanie Loves Hibachi"
3. Scott Baio's penis appears to be different colors depending on which angle you are viewing it.
4. Scott Baio turned down the lead role in Titanic and stated as his reason, "Scott Baio doesn't do fat chicks."
5. Charles is not in Charge. Scott Baio is.
6. Scott Baio refers to one of his bodily fluids as "Baio Mayo."
7. Scott Baio also pitched a new idea for a TV show where he would play a police officer in Maui. It was called "Hawaii Bai-O"
8. Scott Baio is obsessed with Star Wars and often can be seen in a large brown robe, swinging a light saber and referring to himself as "OBaio Wan Kenobi."
9. Scott Baio is disgusted at the idea of animals being killed for human consumption, but he doesn't see anything wrong with roughing them up a little.
10. Scott Baio is Asian.
And for your viewing pleasure. This is the real Chompy Brown, before his fro grew in.
7 comments:
Aww. So cute. It's too bad they stink.
LMAO at Baio Mayo....where the hell do you come up with these things? I swear Ryan you need to have your own public access show. I will be a guest if you like, and we can recite scenes from Lifetime Made for Tv Movies.
I'm with Becky. I don't know if you could an international superstar like Scott Baio on your show, but I hear the guy who played Buddy, then Bibleman, then some pissed off reality show guy is available.
Hilarious!!
Also, can I have Chompy Brown? Cause he, well, rules my face.
Erm, Becky? I'll recite scenes from Lifetime movies with you!!!!
Erin Moran, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Nicolette Sheridan, Denise Richards, Beverly D'Angelo - Scott Baio had them all. Who can I brag about? Vitamin C and Angelina Jolie before she was famous. When it comes to starf**king, Baio is the king. I can't even make fun of him.
Minkey - Chompy Brown smells like grits and ass whoopin/
Becky - You be The evil overbearing abusive husband played by JackWagner, and I will be the abused wife who fights back and isnpires a nation, played by Meredith baxter berney.
BP - lol Buddy Lembeck was awesome. He is really weird looking now because he is old and has a lot of bad religious tattoos.
TIR - Chompy Brown is very attached to his current owner, but if he breeds I will make sure you're at the top of the list.
TIR again - You can be Meredith Baxter Berney and Becky will be Meredith baxter Berney's cancerous breast
Hank - scott baio is indeed on the all star team in the National Vagina League
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