I think today is President's Day or Pretzel Stick day or some shit. So in rememberance of a good dude and President, and in the interests of being lazy, here are some quotes from Abraham Lincoln.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
- If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Does this hat make me look queer?
- No Mary Todd, I won't propose a Cleveland Steamer bill to congress until you tell me what it is.
- Nigga please!
Most of the quotes were jacked from http://www.quotationspage.com
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3 years ago
21 comments:
Hah. Noble quotes mixed in with some of the other more memorable type quotes I've come to expect from you. Well done. And happy, "Whatever it is it doesn't matter cause I have to work anyway" Day
- Nigga please!
I was wondering, did he learn this one from Fredrick Douglas?
Lincoln would be proud!
Seriously, high-larious stuff as always.
I wonder if he was the one that started the "Abe Lincoln" beard craze back in the day.
I knew this post had to go down "that road" eventually.....which is why I read your posts in the first place.
I love Abe. Seriously. We made out once, swear
Though it didn't come directly from him, Lincoln was still responsible for the creation of the popular phrase "You got Boothed!"
hmmm, two days without an update ...
i'm kinda worried.
revree, becky, and idle hold me!
RYAN YOU ARE WORRYING US .....
Seriously please tell me your not out stalking Betty White again
I knew his new Rocio Guario Diaz fixation would get out of hand. She's no Betty White, but at least she'll return his phone calls.
Ryan has abandoned us all...
Hey, buddy? You doin' ok?
Poachers?
Should we send out a search party?
One of you must have offended him.
*Quietly setting out jelly beans in a trail leading back to the blog*
I heard from him. Hims is fine. Hims is hibernating.
Idle Receptionist, you'd have better luck with PB& J...trust me on this one.
I like saying hims.
Well, glad to hear he's alright. Tell him to post when he can. We all need our crazy humor fix.
Keep up the good work
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