Monday, February 13

Nobody cares about me

But I was tagged by booger Becky. So here goes anyway
Four Jobs I've Had:
Hot Dog Dispensing Specialist
Hand
Blow
Spongebob Squarepants Imitator
Four Movies I can Watch Over and Over:
The Goonies
The Lost Boys
Rear and Pleasant Stranger
The one where R. Kelly pees on that kid
Four Places I've Lived:
Under my neighbors porch (2 weeks)
On one of the top shelves in the gardening section of Home Depot (3 days)
An oversized diarama based on Johnny Tremain. (1 month)
The Ballpit at McDonalds (3 weeks)
Four Shows I Love:
The Office
Boat
Peep
Mamma Mia (Broadway. I'm cultured bitches)
Four Places I've Vacationed:
Myrtle Beach, South Whatever
The Hamptons
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge, The Poconos (where all you have to bring is your love of everything, especially semen stained sheets)
Your mom's vagina
Four of my favorite dishes:
Any dish with food on it is my favorite x 4
Four sites I visit daily:
WARNING: Some of these probably shouldn't be opened at work
Lemon Party (like this one)
Hot Model Veronica Moser(this one for sure)
Cryptomundo(this one is fine)
The Esplanade construction site
Four places I'd rather be right now:
The Couch
Middle Earth
An Olympic Sized pool filled with Hawaiian Punch
Betty White's Mouth

10 comments:

Becky said...

See now was that so painful...I know I'm going to regret tagging you if for some reason my mom clicks on your name...."REBECCA!"

v said...

note to self: do not click any of Ryan's links.

this ends today's note to self.

Jay said...

I hear my Mom's vagina is nice this time of year. A little humid, but you have got to try the fish.

0000 said...

I really appreciate that you cited a diorama.

I enjoyed crafting them whenever possible in my elementary years:

TEACHER: "Ok, class, we are going to do a project."

ME: "Meh."

TEACHER: "It involves making a diorama."

ME: "YAY!"

Chief Scientist said...

Note to self: when V says we should not click on any of Ryan's links ... LISTEN. But since he likes hand jobs, here is one.

RevRee said...

Bwhahahah Ryan, you crack me up! That was a very interesting look into your mind! I'd click on your those sites, but i'm at work!

Anonymous said...

Was that you all dessed up in the mall, drunk telling everyone SpongeBob "likes little boys a lot"

i thought it was

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