Me: So if you want, that's what I can do for you right now.
Irish: Lister, ya got ta understand somethin
Me: What's that?
Irish: The Otter tastes, they own matter.
Me: ... What?
Irish: The otter tastes, they own matter.
Me: I'm sorry can you say that again
Irish: THE OTTERS TASTES OWN MATTER!!
Me: The Otters what?
Irish: What's wrong with ye ears boy! The Otter Tastes own matter!
Me: *laughs*
Irish: *Unintelligible screaming apart form the word Fucker*
And then he hung up on me. I've been hearing Irish accents for almost 10 years now, and I still have no clue what that guy said.
9 comments:
The Dier Straits don't matter?
"You'll never get me pot o' gold!?!?"
My sincerest apologies to me Irish lads and lasses ... I just couldn't resist.
Umm, could the first part be "the other tapes" --- I mean you said you were talking about CDs and who listens to tapes anymore ... okay I'll repost if I can be helpful.
THE OTTERS TASTES IT'S OWN MATTER?
This post is otterly ridiculous!
Get it? Otterly ridiculous?!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Haven't been reading up on you lately, I'm ashamed to say. But I just spent a few minutes getting back up to speed. I guess I had forgotten how funny, in a scary way, that you are.
You should compile all of your posts in a book. Although, it would be a crying shame that you couln't include those unforgettable audio posts!!
"whatever it takes. It don't matter."
that's my guess
"You otter gimmie the CD's for free, young squire. Arrr..."
I happen to be an expert Irish/Scottish linguist employed by the CIA.
The other tests, they don't matter. Only this test matters. If you get what I'm saying, I will shower you with riches forever and let you be a super cool spy in my CIA operations. But you don't get what I'm saying, fucker. *click*
"The other tastes, they don't matter."
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