1. Wilford Brimley was born via cesarean section due to his birth weight being approximately 17 and a half pounds.
2. Wilford Brimley invented the Fax machine.
3. Wilford Brimley harvests all the Oats for Quaker using a Swiss Army Knife and a pack llama.
4. Before becoming the spokesperson for Quaker Oatmeal, Wilford Brimley was the center of an ad campaign for Tampax where he told women to, "Suck it up! A little blood ain't gonna hurt ya."
5. Wilford Brimley spent 6 years in Siberia competing in illegal bear wrestling leagues. At his best he was ranked number 3 by the SBWF.
6. Wilford Brimley carves amazingly detailed jack-o-lanterns for Halloween using only his index finger.
7. Wilford Brimley was originally cast in Patrick Swayze's role in Dirty Dancing, but had to back out due depression over the death of his beloved gerbil, Princess Starshine.
8. Wilford Brimley did all the voices for the movie Shrek.
9. Wilford Brimley can do a full split.
10. Wilford Brimley is down with O.P.P.
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