Wednesday, November 30

Do These Fruity Pebbles Taste Funny To You?

I just woke up and I immediately started to think about how I could single-handedly stop a terrorist take over of a school or office building, a la Die Hard, as long as there were dramatic and inspiring songs playing the entire time. The first two songs I thought of to best facilitate my action packed act of heroism were The Final Countdown by Europe and Runaway by Real McCoy.

Sometimes I wish I had a huge belly button. You know, one of those cavernous fat guy Sarlacc Pit belly buttons that Boba Fett could fall into. I want it to be downright vast. If I had one of these spacious navels I would fill it with cereal and milk then chow down as I watched some Dragonball Z. As of now I could fit a Corn Pop in there at most, maybe a couple flakes of Special K if they were vertical. This isn't enough to satisfy both my hunger and incredible laziness. Count Chocula would never taste as sweet as it would from my very own built in cereal bowl.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been told I have one of those big belly button. My ex wife said it, so it must be a lie. I haven't tried eating cereal from it yet - I guess that's the true test.

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

CozyMama said...

yeah I think if our entire life had music to accompany everything it would be so much better.

Becky said...

LOL! Runaway by real mccoy!?!?! You are too much. Eating cereal from your belly button!? Holy crap, I have to use that. You rock !

Anonymous said...

i have *cringe* runaway on my ipod
SHOOTME
(or visit my site)

Julia said...

Ok..that was really weird.

Keep in mind that I'm the person who believed aliens/government was stealing socks from the laundramat to get random skin cells for cloning experiements...so what do I know about weird?

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