I am willing to offer you the romancive evening of your dreams. All you have to do is email me at crabbyjay@yahoo.com.
After your email is received I will then come over your house. I will cook you a dinner
of chicken cutlets and canned corn. After, I will make you put on a pair of boy shorts with sexual innuendo printed across the buttocks portion.Once you have paraded around and done enough squat thrusts to my liking, I will perform some Erotic Karaoke. The song I will perform will be "She's Like The Wind," originally sung by Patrick Swayze.
The we can make out or some junk.
Act now and you will receive as a bonus such heart melting lines as, "You can yank on my butt ponytail any time," and "If you keep your eyes closed you wont notice how small it is."
I will be refreshing my email for 18 hours waiting for your messages!
2 comments:
Holy crap Ryan you are a undiscovered Treasure....your blog is cracking me up! "..printed across the buttocks" ...If I was single I'd take you up on this offer! I loved canned corn!
"Whats your man got to do wit me?"
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