Where in the World is My Penis?

DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!

MY PENIS HAS BEEN:

- In my fist
- Forcibly rubbed against pillows
- In a woman (hard to believe)
- In a couch
- Tucked under my waistband
- Covered in saran wrap
- Encased in Tin Foil
- In an empty Twinkie wrapper
- Alarmingly close to another man's
- Around the world and I, I, I, I cant find my baby
- In between the toilet seat and toilet rim
- On the Front lines
- In the back room
- In a bottle of Gatorade
- Against a cold sink
- A never was
- Between a lovely set of butt cheeks
- Next to a midgets nose.
- Against my dog's head.
- Broadcast live on the internet
- Touched by an Angel

My penis is well travelled