I'm just your typical half Filipino/half Swedish professional Bocce baller with a zest for life and all things yarn.There aren't enough celebrities named Rex these days.
I miss the excitement of buying pencil cases at Back to School sales, and I feel deprived for never owning a Trapper Keeper
I wish I was a dog so someone would get me to stop shitting on the carpet.
My least favorite smell is 7-11.
One of my favorite words in the English language is "crotch." Although it does sound like something you would store old photos or commemorative plates in.
My two favorite words at 2 AM are "Erotic Thriller."
There isn't nearly enough Albino themed porn
I tried to invent a new insult to yell at people, but the best I could do was "crap flamingo." As in, "Did you pee on my spaghetti you god damn crap flamingo?!"
Midgets are just people in bite-size form.
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You truly are a sage before your time.
Filipino + Swedish = Fwedish? Swilipino?
wow, the thoughts in your head are truly scary...LOL just kidding.
Please Ryan, don't act like you didn't store that Elvis Plate in your crotch before you bought that display case.
Woah! Is today Rex Manning day?
ah, the trapper keeper. i can hear the velcro now as you open it up. i think mine had puppies or something like that on the front.
i think "midgets" prefer to be called "little people". beck knows how i feel about them - i am fascinated by them. and where do they all go? seriously? not to offend anyone, but is there like little people towns all over the country or what cause i rarely ever see them.
I had a Trapper Keeper. I got bored with it after like 20 min. It was such crap flamingo.
Thanks Ryan. Now I have an insufferable itch for some albino midget porn.
Rex Manning Day!!
Also, I can't remember if I ever had a Trapper Keeper. But if I did, it would be a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper that would one day take over the town...
I just stuck to Lisa Frank folders.
LOL @ Everyone!
Crystal, midgets live in trees and make cookies. Duh.
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