Sunday, January 8

Speakin from the bed

this is an audio post - click to play

7 comments:

v said...

I can't believe I actually listened to that. Lol. Pretty funny stuff though. Sorry to hear you missed out on sleepovers, though you didn't miss out on much after you turned like 8 or 9. Umm, you might want to check out that wizzanator thing.

Shavonne said...

If you kept empty beer bottles by your bed you wouldn't have to get up to go pee.

I didn't know boys had sleepovers. I always thought it was just a girl thing.

You should masturbate. Doesn't that help men hold off on the peeing? I heard men can't pee when they have an erection. That's pretty damn cool too because sometimes I have to go and being horny doesn't stop the urge. Though it does help to put a nice squeeze on a penis.

Ryan said...

Thank you both for listening to my ramblings.

lol @ the wizzanator. I should just in case I ever need to pass a drug test.

Shavonne I think i may have to make a post about erections and peeing now. Thank you very much!

CozyMama said...

OMG, you are a freak!! I cannot believe I can evenm type this right, i am laughing too hard.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you sound like "Ben", Dr. Katz's son from "Dr. Katz Professional Therapist"

Funny stuff
**** 4 stars.

Yes ladies, he's single.

Ryan said...

lol oh god. A

mazingly enough my similarities to Ben do not end at the voice. There' also the work ethic, taste in clothes and tactics for picking up women.

Sunrise said...

AWESOME UNTIL THE ENDS OF TIME!!! MAKE A THOUSAND OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111