Crisis in Africa

I was sitting around pondering the plight of our brothers across the globe recently. My eyes, as happens more often than not, turned to Africa. Life is difficult for so many there. Many of the problems there are widely known, but there is one that I don't think any of us ever consider.

Horror movies in Kenya must really suck.

These guys win every friggin marathon on the planet. They can't be caught to be murdered!

Picture a young Kenyan couple holding hands during a romantic walk through the woods. They gaze into eachothers eyes longingly and with lusty intentions! Suddenly before them appears a massive chainsaw wielding, machete toting, creepy masked psychopath!

The young man screams, "Bumburuka jana!!!" Which is Swahili for, " Run Bitch!!!" The two turn around and start running. The methodical killer follows them with murderous intent.

Forty-five minutes later our two young victims are halfway up Mt. Kilimanjaro as the psycho killer is bent over in the woods sucking wind with one hand on a tree to steady himself. Once again he has failed. He finds a log to sit down and rest on as he wonders how much a gym membership costs around there.

Who would ever go see a movie like this?

So next time you are sitting there watching some young topless girl get her tits sliced up at sleepaway camp, take a moment to think of those less fortunate than you across the ocean who will never be able to enjoy what we can.